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You are Dave Strider the master of the stoic stare and ironic jokes. You were going to go to the living room when you of course saw your Bro. Yes the brother that has taught you everything and likes to fuck with your mind. Yep you don't really want to see him maybe just maybe you'll be able to escape from him. Okay your now moving behind the couch maybe you can get get to the door or kitchen but of course you look up and see Bro staring at you with a smirk.
"Hey Dave." Bro said with a chuckle. Shit! Now your screwed and have to deal with him.
"Oh hey Bro what's up?" Great nothing works out know you have to deal with your brother also guess what he still thinks you have a thing for Egbert which may or may not be true.
"Nothing so what are you doing behind the couch avoiding me?" He asked with a smug grin like he knows he gets on your nerves.
"Pffft no just you know looking at the dust.
"Wow really why?" He said with a voice filled with sarcasm.
"The irony." Oh god you really don't want to talk right now.
"Nope I don't believe you I think we now need to have a brother talk. No nothing but that last time was fricken hell.
"No no no I'm good man." But to late the already got off the couch grab the back of your shirt and started to drag you to the kitchen.
"Nope this is happening little man were going to have a bro to bro and talk to each other.
Yep know your sitting at the kitchen table with Bro having to talk about your feelings this is just great. He's not saying anything he's just looking at you with a smirk you bet he's just planning to try to say something to trick you into saying you have feelings for the Egderp which may be true but you would rather die than tell him anything. You got this anything that he will say you will deny. No emotion will be shown just be stoic and cool and he won't suspect a thing. You got this he won't be able to figure anything out.
"Hey Dave." Bro said with a chuckle. Shit! Now your screwed and have to deal with him.
"Oh hey Bro what's up?" Great nothing works out know you have to deal with your brother also guess what he still thinks you have a thing for Egbert which may or may not be true.
"Nothing so what are you doing behind the couch avoiding me?" He asked with a smug grin like he knows he gets on your nerves.
"Pffft no just you know looking at the dust.
"Wow really why?" He said with a voice filled with sarcasm.
"The irony." Oh god you really don't want to talk right now.
"Nope I don't believe you I think we now need to have a brother talk. No nothing but that last time was fricken hell.
"No no no I'm good man." But to late the already got off the couch grab the back of your shirt and started to drag you to the kitchen.
"Nope this is happening little man were going to have a bro to bro and talk to each other.
Yep know your sitting at the kitchen table with Bro having to talk about your feelings this is just great. He's not saying anything he's just looking at you with a smirk you bet he's just planning to try to say something to trick you into saying you have feelings for the Egderp which may be true but you would rather die than tell him anything. You got this anything that he will say you will deny. No emotion will be shown just be stoic and cool and he won't suspect a thing. You got this he won't be able to figure anything out.
"You know little bro you've been acting very secretive lately. We don't talk anymore also you don't talk about your friends a lot tell me about them." Oh great this shit again I know just talk about Rose it could work.
"Well Rose has been bothering me for the past week." Yes now he'll leave me alone because I have problems.
"Oh why has she been bothering you." Oh shit you can't tell him why but if you don't he could use the smuppents against you.
"Just stupid stuff with her thinking I'm gay and have a crush on John." Please don't say anything.
"So she finally caught on to you liking that derpy kid." Oh god it's happening he going to start shit on god.
"It is painfully noticeable but I guess the kids to dumb to see that.
"What the hell did you just say asshole!?" Now he just trying to piss you off.
"Or he could notice but not say anything because he doesn't feel the same."
Before you realize it you already punched. him only because you caught him off guard. He comes back at you harder. Already he's got you pinned you now you lost but you still try to get up because your Dave Strider and you don't give up. You see it's no use so you just stop and wait for him to let go. He then gets up and grabs one of the chairs that must have fell during the fight.
"You calm now?" You nod he just sighs. "Hey I'm sorry I know that was out of line it's just you don't tell me things and I feel like I need to tease it out of you.
"I guess but you shouldn't have said that Egbert wasn't there to defend him self." He tries to say something but you cut him off. "Also I would tell you stuff if you learned how to just list ion with no side comments.
"Okay." Wow that just surprised you Bro is actually gonna listen.
"Alright I just have one thing to say that I Dave Strider do like John Egbert so funking much that it hurts. If you have a problem with it you can suck it.
As you walk to your room yo can here Bro scream I knew it from the hallway. You just know he's going to bring this up later. With love advice or dumb shitty ways to get him. But for some reason you don't care you actually got to tell Bro what you needed to tell him for a long time. It was actually a successfully bro to bro talk.
"Well Rose has been bothering me for the past week." Yes now he'll leave me alone because I have problems.
"Oh why has she been bothering you." Oh shit you can't tell him why but if you don't he could use the smuppents against you.
"Just stupid stuff with her thinking I'm gay and have a crush on John." Please don't say anything.
"So she finally caught on to you liking that derpy kid." Oh god it's happening he going to start shit on god.
"It is painfully noticeable but I guess the kids to dumb to see that.
"What the hell did you just say asshole!?" Now he just trying to piss you off.
"Or he could notice but not say anything because he doesn't feel the same."
Before you realize it you already punched. him only because you caught him off guard. He comes back at you harder. Already he's got you pinned you now you lost but you still try to get up because your Dave Strider and you don't give up. You see it's no use so you just stop and wait for him to let go. He then gets up and grabs one of the chairs that must have fell during the fight.
"You calm now?" You nod he just sighs. "Hey I'm sorry I know that was out of line it's just you don't tell me things and I feel like I need to tease it out of you.
"I guess but you shouldn't have said that Egbert wasn't there to defend him self." He tries to say something but you cut him off. "Also I would tell you stuff if you learned how to just list ion with no side comments.
"Okay." Wow that just surprised you Bro is actually gonna listen.
"Alright I just have one thing to say that I Dave Strider do like John Egbert so funking much that it hurts. If you have a problem with it you can suck it.
As you walk to your room yo can here Bro scream I knew it from the hallway. You just know he's going to bring this up later. With love advice or dumb shitty ways to get him. But for some reason you don't care you actually got to tell Bro what you needed to tell him for a long time. It was actually a successfully bro to bro talk.
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~Liv: Hey guess what I actually did it. I had no homework so I thought what the hell an wrote this kinda lame thing.(It's not really what I usually write but screw it I wanted to write this.) Also you know if you don't like don't read. (Don't worry it's not a bro/Dave ship thing it's just them being brothers having a brother moment which I love to read about.) No hateful comments ethier because that's not cool other than that bye.
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